Today was a landmark day in my my own cultural landscape. Whilst sneaking around under the oppressive blanket of WAH, in an atmosphere I can imagine is only second to Auschwitz '44, I snuck a glass of Bollinger from the client cupboard and enjoyed crystalline effervescence in the bathroom whilst taking a dump. I can honestly say it was the most decadent, pleasurable experience I have had in a long long while. I highly recommend it.
(I always wear a life jacket in the loo.... It's just a fear I have.)
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